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Yay! 2003-12-29 - 8:16 p.m. So, it was all clear. No cavities, and free toothbrush and floss! Kick ass. I went to the store and stocked up on food and stuff. I'm all set. I even picked up a bottle of "champagne" - sure, I could've splurged and got a $15 bottle of real stuff, but I figured I'd be alone this year and I only needed a $5 bottle of sparkling wine. The problem is, I'm deathly afraid of champagne bottles - the warning on each bottle indicating the potential for the cork to pop off at anytime and kill someone, pop an eye out or destroy a window does not help. So, I have no idea how to open the bottle without freaking out a bit. Perhaps I'll do it in the bathroom while I'm waiting for the bug. Get my heartrate up real good for all of those things that will never happen. |